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A dear friend of mine from college–coincidentally also named Rob–used to introduce himself thusly. I always loved it. That said, Gregg clearly needs to spend some time getting to know his colleagues better.
Track #233: Let Me Jump in Your Game
Ha! Yes, he did, and so did I. Though this Rob having kids is a surprise to us all, not just Gregg!
Also, you were complaining about That Song from GotG, but your strip titles are mighty evil when it comes to planting ear worms, too. This one, for example…
Heh. Yeah. Imagine what it’s like trying to find appropriate lyrics. My brain is like a mad Genius list. Minus the genius.
Rob’s kids were a bit of a surprise to me too, when I found out. I’ve been sitting on it for awhile. Bear in mind we get most of the story through Neil’s point of view, and he’s not so great at thinking about other people.