Track #433: Now I Endorse These Strippers

433 Now I Endorse These Strippers

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Donald Trump did, in fact, call Ben Carson a pedophile (though not in this debate). Ben Carson did, in fact, endorse Donald Trump. Then Carson told a reporter that he did so because Trump promised him an important position in Trump’s cabinet. Yeah, that’s illegal on both their parts.

This also led to one of the most painful moments of the debate, if not the campaign: Ben Carson, who got to speak maybe three times the entire night, pathetically asking, “Can somebody attack me, please?” More pathetically, everyone shut up immediately, then resumed attacking each other a few seconds later.

I’m relieved he’s no longer in the race, because he would clearly have made a terrible president, but I kind of feel sorry for Ben Carson.

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