Track #424: Season Ticket on a One Way Ride

424 Season Ticket on a One Way Ride

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I am constantly amazed at self-proclaimed Christians like Antonin Scalia (and so many others), who proclaim their faith in God and Jesus, and yet don’t seem to pay the least attention to what the Bible actually says, unless it serves their own hateful purposes. But if you believe in the New Testament’s guidelines for getting into heaven (as I, admittedly, do not), then Antonin Scalia really is in for quite a shock.

I nipped and tucked a bit at the verses Josh quotes here, paraphrasing as necessary, not for context, but for space alone. Here’s the full text: “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’ They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’ He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’ Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.” ~Matthew 25: 41-46

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